It is hard to say much about this story other than “these people are truly weird”.
The self-proclaimed party of family values and public decency, the MAGAs, have reportedly started carrying around specimen bottles containing a gooey white substance that supposedly represents the how to say it “nocturnal emissions” of Republican vice-presidential hopeful JD Vance.
Some people think this is linked to the report of JD Vance performing sex acts with couches while others imagine it might somehow make a statement about Vance’s virility.
Whatever the actual motivation and if the pictures in these reports were real,
THESE. PEOPLE. ARE. JUST. FRICKIN. WEIRD.
Take your pick of sources.